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“No more Mr. Nice Guy,” is what I’m going to yell out right before I shoot myself in the face.
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I mixed up my Christmas cards with my death threats. So look out co-workers: you’ll be getting Christmas cards.
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I hope the oligarchs taking over this country have my best interests at heart.
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In the future, the sound of a heart rate monitor flatlining will be replaced with AOL’s “Goodbye” tone.
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The best way to protect your child from a school shooting is to make sure he’s the shooter.
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Everyone loves practical jokes and some people like rape jokes but no one likes a practical, rape joke.
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I’ve done pretty much everything I wanted to do with my life and now it’s horrible.
View ArticleTheodore Roosevelt’s Big Deal
I’ve been watching Ken Burns’ new Roosevelt documentary and I thought I’d share some of the fascinating things I’ve learned. If you look at pictures of young Theodore Roosevelt, you see how lean and...
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If I Had Starred in the Shining
I recently had the opportunity to see The Shining on the big screen and let me tell you, what a cinematic achievement! Though, some part of me, could not help but think, “What if I had been in this...
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